#he's sexy idc idc

[theogonies]

naoya is a misogynist and would definitely call me slurs but 😳

lmao YEAH. like. im a feminist i think he's nasty but he's so. hnng

yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning

[cherubytes]

i like how it's likely there's so much fanart of gabriel shirtless because his pauldrons just make no fucking sense and are a nightmare to draw

[winged-self-indulgence]

In light of the new Leander image (which is honestly going right on my Yandere Leander cork-board) I have to tackle the one part of the demo that's been tripping me up, which is when Leander "forgets" to tell the MC that there are monsters running around at night.

First of all, no he didn't. I know the demo really hypes up his whole charming himbo party boy persona but Leander is much deeper than that. Sure, he loves to drink and have a good time, but this man can scheme like a mf. He is a liar and a manipulator and I need him to do terrible things to my MC

Anyway, I suspect he didn't tell us on purpose. Having just basically offered to be our sugar daddy give us free food and accommodation, it's super clear Leander wants the MC to stay with him for some reason. So how can he ensure that we run right back to him? That we see the Wet Wick (and by extension, him) as a safe harbour? Well by showing us how dangerous Eridia can be when we're alone.

"Okay but that sounds stupid and dangerous! We could have died!"

Could we? When it's heavily implied Leander had already taken out a hit on the Soulless in the city and probably knew Mhin would be out hunting? Although we don't know much about the Bloodhounds, we know they're a large and well-known gang, and that means intelligence. Spies. Having an in with the community and the gossip that comes with that. Granted I'm making assumptions here, but it's plausible.

"Sure but in that case, why let Mhin save us? Why not swoop in and rescue us himself?"

Why bother when he can let Mhin's abrasive attitude sour our gratitude? I don't believe Leander is the the ditzy playboy he portrays himself as. He knows Mhin, knows they aren't all that friendly. And if by some fluke we are still interested in Mhin (i.e., choosing the nice option when Leander asks what you think about them), he will happily tell you that Mhin is a lonely bitch who hates other people and you shouldn't hang out with them. You know. For your own sake.

TLDR: Leander is a sneaky ass mf and I hope he locks my MC in a cage. I hope he tries to do some unforgivable black magic as some sort of fucked up love language. "we will be bound together forever, whether you like it or not" type shit

[haydensangel]

hayden christensen you are so sexy<3

[simpingforclaudette]

evil vampire dan stevens can make me his little vampire puppet anytime he wants

[alenablack]

sorry not sorry but snakeface voldemort is hot and i’m tired of pretending otherwise.

[qquibb]

i dont want to be his 4th wife i want him to be MY wife

[hyohaehyuk]

thejamlore: While explaining the premise for iwtv season 1, karen hunter compliments jacob and sam together:

Karen: this guy, whoever that guy is, he's plump sexy, so are you… Jacob: Sam Reid 😊 *laughs* Karen: i dont care, everybody is just taking their shirt off. I am good. I dont care what yall are doing to each other, that's fine 🤣

Source: Karen Hunter Show - Jacob Anderson on Playing Louie on "Interview With The Vampire"

[ascendingtostardust]

Danny has a real skincare routine and I need a minute to process this (x)

[milkbreadtoast]

looking back at the yjh webtoon screencaps i have saved and giggling... hes so cute... moe... my pookie ^___^ 🥰🥰 poor little meow meow woof woo- *eliminated where i stand*

also these poses are sooooo... 꺄아악🖤🫣🫣🫣🫣

[not-so-rosyyy]

save me romeo save me

[cloudzoro]

monkey d. dragon is hot and you are all cowards

[iheartjameshetfield]

these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder

[crepuscular-gloom]

Why did they make scarecrow sexy in the arkam series it's not fair

[lunar-years]

Rewatching ted lasso and in the first episode in keeleys first scene Jamie does the whole “after you so I can watch your ass” thing, and the first time you watch it it comes off as he’s just a bit of a dick, but now I’ve decided that’s just a little bit they do and its 100% reciprocal. Keeley goes “after you” and Jamie does a little strut

YES. Keeley was ABSOLUTELY into it!! tbh so much of the jamiekeeley s1 relationship that people talk about as "problematic" is really just that they're Like That. Like that's their mutual dynamic!!! Can be said for that scene, the photos of her Jamie keeps in his locker, the "I look like a banker with a great cock" "Babe, if those existed we wouldn't be together"... and while i do think their dynamic would be much different with their s3 selves, I also think those moments are very much Not a Big Deal and DARE I SAY... even fun and cute!

[yunogf]